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		<title>October 2k9</title>
		<link>http://shtoopid.wordpress.com/2009/10/27/october-2k9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, what a month. Without going into too much detail, I&#8217;ve been quite busy. I was able to recover the files (from the computer in my last post). Anywho, all this busy-busy has landed me with a fried lower back. Even with the added activity I haven&#8217;t lost any weight and still have the same [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2430&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Damn It, Damn It, Son of a Bitch!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a couple of weeks this has been! I had to replace the driver&#8217;s front bearing on my popcan car, then noticed one strut was bent slightly in the front and one was blown in the back, that one had been since I got the car. I did the work myself, still cost nearly $600&#8230; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2428&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why is this news?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is it news that a 9 year old can dial 911? Whoop-de-fucking-doo&#8230; the ho is literate. Back in my day, yeah I&#8217;m old, you had to look up the cops, ambulance, and fire department in the phone book&#8230; and then use a rotary dial phone to call them! you had to call each one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2426&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>G&#8217;bye Aunt Gerry!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going to Kirksville, MO today&#8230; 260 miles up&#8230; 260 miles home. Why? It&#8217;s basically a favor for mother. I&#8217;m taking her sister back home. I&#8217;m not looking forward to it&#8230; roughly 4½ hours of driving each way. A couple days ago, I drove to the city to take a piece of crap electronic thingy back [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2424&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Dave Says&#8230; &#8220;MOOOOOO!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[damn&#8230; I never wanted to see 230 again. I remember a time when I was happy to see 230, but I soon was 225&#8230; then 220. I&#8217;m going in the wrong direction and don&#8217;t have what I need to get back on the treadmill or go for a hobble around town. I&#8217;m so very tired [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2422&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sweating Icicles</title>
		<link>http://shtoopid.wordpress.com/2009/08/31/sweating-icicles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Again, Kansas has gone from one extreme to the other&#8230; from fucking hot to fucking cold. No happy medium, fuck Kansas! Yesterday it was 85°F (29.4°C), the day before that it was 95°F (35°C), and last night it went down to at least 55°F (12.8°C). I left the windows open last night, it be cold [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2419&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Damnit Shit!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may have overdrafted my account&#8230; well, I came damn close anyway. Something isn&#8217;t getting paid in full so that I don&#8217;t have overdraft charges. Second month in a row. Remember the ignorant spending spree? Yeah, that&#8217;ll be with me for a while, a long while. Speaking of can&#8217;t afford, my insurance doesn&#8217;t cover yet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2417&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Vacation Over</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8216;rents are home. They drove non-stop from wherever the hell they were in the mountains of Colorado. I don&#8217;t know why they do shit like that. Well, it&#8217;s not &#8220;they&#8221;, it&#8217;s Dad. They&#8217;re not young and dumb anymore, driving 12 hours straight isn&#8217;t something their old asses should be doing anymore. Shouldn&#8217;t have done [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2414&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hot, Fat, Tired&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I drove all the way home when I found out that I had left house keys in MY car AT the &#8216;rents house&#8230; I seriously thought about kicking in a door that I&#8217;ve kicked in before&#8230; but I&#8217;ve got shit piled up behind it so it&#8217;s nearly impossible to get in. I decided [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2412&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hot August Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing to do with ancient music, it&#8217;s just hot, hot, hot! It&#8217;s finally down to 95°F (35°C). It&#8217;s got to drop another 10 degrees before I can throw the dog out and go home. Mum called, said the horse wants her dead and is stopping at nothing to try. It&#8217;s the same horse that damn [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=shtoopid.wordpress.com&blog=3897940&post=2410&subd=shtoopid&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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